Delivery

A package for two construction books came in today. My boss, *JOHN, brought it to me and told me to open it. He knew it wasn't for me, yet he asked me to open it. WHYYYYY???!!! Why am I opening a package that is clearly not for me. Anyway, I get pay enough to play along and open this crap, so I opened it.

John: Oh, it's the manuals you ordered! (NO SHIT...)
Me: Being nice me, "Yes, that was fast."
John: Ok, put it on Jake's desk.

WTF???!!! ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS PUT THAT IN HIS OFFICE AND LET HIM OPEN IT HIMSELF.

But ok. whatever. I'm not here to be your friend. I'm just here for payday.